I Pretend Well...

Disadventures of a comic/actress turned homeschooler

Ahh The McSchletters Academy of Shut Up and Learn has arrived. @LaurelSpringsSchool NOTE: Not their credo, Mine.

3 left Super Split.

Hi. #truth #Hollywood


OH OKAY WELL here are some more portraits from last month’s VARIETOPIA, courtesy of the talented Roman Cho.

Top: Ben Schwartz and Your Host

Center: Musical Director Eban Schletter and The Varietorchestra

Bottom: Musical Director Eban Schletter

Tickets are on sale now for the next Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins on Saturday, August 23rd.  

This show will be our most amazing yet. Don’t live a life of regret starting in late August. Get your seat now!

Tiny’s summer intensive recital @maratdaukayevballet selections from Don Quixote. :)

Getting back in the swing of school work during the day.

Captain Nunez and tinies in Silver Lake #NationalNightOut

Silver lake #NeighborhoodNightOut. Who ends up on the gurney? @ebanschletter @webbspeak @mommytonk












Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

So glad I was homeschooled….

My 1970s stylin tiny lunch date.

Wrestling match victory. @reynaldswrap 1. Me 0.

It was quiet. TOO quiet. What were they up to? And then I saw them. Top bunk co-reading. Oh how they disgust me. My brother and I would be bleeding by now.#ParentFail

I know this is making the rounds but I CONCUR!! I have a few NO BS friends and would love more… so I don’t have to seethe in silence. =)

Tiny in rehearsal for “I don’t want to live on Mars” music video. =) @ZiggyMarley

Tiny’s birthday cupcakes with her ballet buddies.